If you're planning on having sex with Jessica Biel anytime soon, your plausible plan could soon be in jeopardy -- she and Justin Timberlake may be getting married:

A source said: "Justin is 27 and thinking about marriage and kids. For the first time in his life he is feeling settled and has definitely decided to pop the question to Jessica. "He is so happy with her. They spent quite a bit of time apart recently when Justin was working with Madonna. That made him certain Jessica was the person he wanted to spend the rest of his life with."

I have four thoughts on this matter. 1) The 'source' speaks like a first-year Spanish student: "Justin is 27 and thinking about marriage and kids. He is so happy with her. He then bought five oranges from Juan at the market." 2) Will J.T. being officially off the market slight his female fanbase? To quote the manager from the Simpsons "Be Sharps" episode, "People are going to want to have sex with you, and we want them to believe they can." 3) I don't often feel sympathy for celebrities, especially ones who regularly nail Jessica Biel, but honestly, how much would it suck if you couldn't have any passing thought about possibly surprising someone with a wedding proposal without it showing up online immediately? 4) Can we start calling them "Timberbiel?" (pic via Celebrity Gossip)

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