OK, so we're in Las Vegas to whittle the first group of 438 semi-finalists down to a more manageable 10. Five of them will come from tonight's show, the other four will be chosen next week during another two hour, eighteen Applebee's commercial episode. Host Bill Bellamy describes tonight's program as "an international battle like we've never seen before" which, for some reason, makes me think of "Street Fighter II". I'm pretty sure Chun Li is more entertaining than some of these people, with or without the pigtails. Bill Bell comes onstage with a group of feather-and-wing wearing dancers and I'm immediately disappointed that he's not rocking the same costume. He is, however, wearing a jacket made of aluminum foil.

He launches into some jokes about Joan Rivers being old and Barry Manilow having plastic surgery and it has to be hard for the host to realize that he couldn't make it on his own show. Tonight's judges are perpetually sunglassed Richard "Law Hearts Order" Belzer (who gets a standing ovation, probably for not coughing a lung out onto the audience) and Steve "I Was Never Invited to Pose on the DVD Box" Shirripa from The Sopranos.

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