(BWE.tv's summer interns Emmy and Maggie are spectacularly good at finding things on the Internet that actually exist even though they should not. From time to time, we'll be posting these existent things for your consideration.) Between all the booze, my nightly Flintstone Ambien Vitamins, and sweet, sweet dreams of me and The Beef, waking up every morning by 11am to cobble together some blog posts for you people can often be quite the chore. Luckily, the good people at Gee Wiz Entertainment have created an unholy clock radio robot who runs on nightmares and pure evil so I will be too terrified to ever sleep again. Problem solved. What the hell is this radio, you ask? As Emmy the Intern - who sent this monstrosity to me - puts it: "If the Jigsaw Killer from Saw had a body-less child with KITT from Knight Rider, it would be Mr. Clock Radio, who would then fire green lasers out of his acid retinas and furiously eat the both of them whole while playing the Reveille bugle call.

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