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This Is The Face of the Guy In The Van Your Parents Warned You About

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This is James McKean, a 41-year-old would be model but instead child nabber. He was arrested for literally trying to get an 11-year-old girl to come back to his van with him, so that he could get money for a "vending" machine. We wonder if that machine in fact vended JUSTICE and OTHER CRIMEY THINGS. Remember when your parents would warn you to stay away from vans, lest a molester throw you in the back and drive off to have his way with you? Yeah, for some reason, we never pictured that mysterious molester looking like this clown. He's sort of a combination of Nick Stahl and Perez Hilton, no? MUGSHOT NICK STAHL.jpg

ps He's still on the streets!

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Site: Best Week Ever
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Url: http://www.bestweekever.tv/200...
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Added On: 2008-07-23 13:30:22

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