Sometimes I sit in my cubicle at work and stare off into space having one of my many Lottery Fantasies... one of which involves having my own adult film production company (mercifully for you, O Beloved Gasmii, I will not go into detail about it other than to say it would feature hefty men like my boyfriend and a variety of lubricating substances). However, some of my more G-rated ideas have been along the lines of owning my own dance club (called "J-Mo's Disco Heaven") or my own restuarant (called "J-Mo's Deep-Fried-Nirvana") or my own religion (called "J-Mo-ism"... our Golden Rule would be "Do Unto Others Nicely Or You'll Get A Great Big Karmic Bitchslap"). I could conceivably make a decent go at any of these businesses because I have experience that would prepare me to run all of them... or maybe even a combination of all three... a disco restaurant church... hmmmm....

...on the other hand, while I like getting my hair colored and cut, I think I'd probably make a hysterically terrible hair salon owner, cuz I'd have no flippin' clue what I was doing whatsoever. On tonight's episode of Salon Takeover With Tabatha, we meet a woman who stupidly forged ahead with this exact Lottery Fantasy anyhow (minus the much-needed Lottery Win as a backup cushion) and she nearly inspires Tabatha Coffey to violence! Let's make some popcorn, have some cheap wine and watch the bitchslapping together after the jump...

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