I love this santaclaus@gmail.com snapshot, from Bono in his contacts, along with Jesuschrist and Rudolph, to the fact that he'll give Xboxes instead of coal because of the energy crisis or God wanting a Wii. His inbox is a must.

I want to read the rest of these:

• Yahoo! Answers Answer-Jim311 responded to: "Can Elves get Pregn
• Frosty The Snowman. Dude-Check it. I snapped a pic of this chick that I fu
• George W. Bush. Dear santa-Can I have t third term? I promise I'll b
• Ronald McDonald. I wish-I had your cred man. I can do more than sell
• Elfbang.com. Your subscription-We renewed your subscription to the hottest elf on elf action [Someone actually registered this domain name. Yes, I tried it.]
• Al Gore, me (7) Re: My Movie-Still haven't watched it yet? It affects you too, the polar ice c

In any case, I'm just glad that Santa escaped his imperial imprisonment. [Holy Taco via ]Walyou]

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