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Sandra Bullock made a surprise appearance at SPIKE TV's Guys Choice awards last night. The show isn't airing until June 20th, but someone snuck in their phone, and got her acceptance speech!!! It's awesome!
I know she's supposed to make an appearance on the MTV Movie Awards tonight, so ...
Hey there Gasmii! School’s out for the summer and my ass is back to rip on all the reality shows that are so terrible you can’t bear to watch them yourselves. I didn’t pick this show. I’d never even heard of this show when Flipit emailed me ...
***Please welcome your newest recapper to the stables! She is one of our very own long time commenters and we're proud to have her sharpen her claws on the main page. Welcome, Bluzgirl!
Hi, everybody--I am Bluzgirl and I'm as excited as hell to talk about Losing it With Jillian! ...
WELCOME TO HELL'S KITCHEN SEASON 7!!
We (Fran and Berry) are very pleased to be sharing this fiery hot season of Hell's Kitchen with you. Being an old married couple, Hell's Kitchen is one of our favorite shows. We love to watch people fight worse than us!
Double double toil ...
Welcome back, you few-and-far-between fans of ABC's spooky, new thriller, Happy Town! I know it's been several weeks since last we laughed our asses off at the show's ridiculous writing and the shameful "acting" of its lead actor, Geoff Stults. But now that it's back, we can resume ...
Hello, Gasmii! Thank you to everyone who read my recap last week and left such positive comments. It was a pleasure filling in for J-Mo ... and an honor to hear from J-Mo himself that my recap had him heartily laughing his ass off. With J-Mo still ...
Welcome back kids! I'm excited to jump back into this mosh pit of shallow man flesh. How about you?! Ali starts by reminding us that she's dating 17 men - just in case anyone thought they had tuned in to the sluttiest rerun of "Friends" ever. No way kids - ...
- Gossip Girl's Chace Crawford was arrested in the wee hours of this morning for possession of marijuana. Homeboy needs to move to LA so he can visit Doc 420 and never have legal woes again. (via E!Online)
-Thanks to the Twilight Saga Kristen Stewart is widely popular with teens everywhere. ...
Gary Coleman's funeral is on hold because his ex-wife, Shannon, is fighting with Gary's parents over his estate. It's all about money with these stupid bitches! And, doesn't she know, the little dude didn't have any money? He was doing Cash Call commercials, and was working as a security guard ...
I wonder how it feels to have a smear campaign blow up in your face. What's it like to treat people like shit and get away with it for years, only to have it all come crashing down on you in such a short period of time? Do you cry? ...
I'm glad there's not a fantasy league for Celebrity Rehab, because I'd totally lose. TMZ is reporting that Shauna Sand, and Bonnie Pointer of the Pointer Sisters have signed on to be on the next season of Celebrity Rehab...is that their big get? Shauna Sand, a playmate??? And, a former ...
One of our greatest regrets of this season was not having a writer cover 24. Little did we know way back in episode one that this would be the end of the series. ;( Color us pleasantly surprised when one of this years Auditiongasm fighters turned in a great recap ...
"It's supposed to be like this raunchy parade where they throw penises and it's like you can't take your children to it."
When the first line is this and not "I'm introverted because I was possibly molested as a child", you know that it's gonna be a fun season. Real World ...
A few of the glang are cruising the halls excited about regionals with Jesse on their side when a broken hearted Rachel drags them into the auditorium to watch Vocal Adrenaline's "Another One Bites The Dust." The performance is lead by the flip flopping Jesse St. Traitor. (Jesse, choose a ...
I don't know if you guys caught this yesterday, but here's Kathy Griffin's "For Your Consideration" ad that ran in The Hollywood Reporter. It's pretty priceless...
I know that Kathy isn't for everybody, but you have to admit, she's the hardest working comic out there. She churns out 2 comedy specials ...
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-The huge news channel CNN know for discussing important topics like the Gaza Strip and Toxic America is reporting that Mark-Paul Gosselaar and his wife have split. While it is unfortunate when any marriage ends we can't ignore that my childhood dreams of dating Zack Morris can now come true.
-James ...
CBS released the $#!* My Dad Says trailer, and it looks like a traditional sitcom, except it has WILLIAM F'N SHATNER in it!
The pilot has been getting a lot of negative press, and they're claiming it's too slow, and tired...but, it's kind of hard to reinvent the wheel.
I haven't seen ...
This is it, kids. The final FlashForward.
Is it weird that I feel sad? Like even more sad than during the Lost finale? I think it's kind of like this show needed me more than Lost so I connected with it more, the same way a teacher probably feels closer to ...
And now, your second fighter in this season's Auditiongasm! Comment!
Hey guys. Tvgasm fans each day are treated to fantastical snarky recaps of the latest antics of Heidi and Spencer, those Jersey Housewife trannies and the manic depressive Lost doctor Jack Shephard.
Each bring drama to our small screens, but ...
Rue McClanahan, our youngest Golden Girl passed away this morning from a massive stroke. My heart is broken. I am so sad. She was 76. Betty White told People, "It hurts more than I ever thought it would, if that's even possible."
I.Am.So.Sad.
About Last Night: Happy Town
Welcome back, you few-and-far-between fans of ABC's spooky, new thriller, Happy Town! I know it's been several weeks since last we laughed our asses off at the show's ridiculous writing and the shameful "acting" of its lead actor, Geoff Stults. But now that ...
US Weekly is reporting that Heidi and Spencer's split was fake. How did we know this? Is it because all these people do is try to create PR headlines, and seek fame? An "insider" lent the quote, "Heidi and Spencer are laughing over it and having a blast." I ...
A big blowzy HEY-O to all the Gasmii reading this! Apologies for my absence last week--I was laid up with quite a nasty bit of bronchitis. One trip to the ER and many snot rags later--not to mention an awesome L.A. vacay--and I'm all good!
So previously. on. The ...
Stop the insanity! But really, can anyone? Is it even possible to? I am no psychologist and my dealing with mental illness are restricted to bi-polars, narcissists and some Aspergers. I have zero idea what is going on with Kelly. Maybe her brain is like one big smomp and all ...
-The L.A. Times has a great list ranking 120 Idol contestants. Beware your mind may actually melt thinking back on that many Karaoke Stars.
-CNN reported today that John Mayer has cancelled his remaining European Concert dates. Do you hear that? It is the sound of an entire continent weeping.
-British Vogue via ...
We asked for submissions, and you guys sent in about fifty recaps! It took most of the long weekend to read them all, but our panelists have chosen their three faves and asked them to add screenshots for your reading pleasure. We will be presenting them throughout the week. Do ...
TMZ is reporting that VH1 is negotiating with Liza's people for Celebrity Rehab, but she has no interest. I'm sure if the price was right she'd do it! Come on Liza!!! PLEASEEEE! How amazing would she be? OMG, I would pay all the money in the world if they scored her ...
Rush
Can I just say...FINALLY!!!! FINALLY a movie about the band we've been begging to hear more of and learn all about. Rush! RUSH!!! You know, that Canadian band that sang that song that I recognize! That high pitch voice, those complicated drum beats! You've got ...
In case you haven't been watching The Challenge, here is a preview video showing you what you've missed--so you're all caught up. So basically, it's a lot of drinking, making out, fighting, drinking, and maybe a quick challenge that gets buried by drinking...
Here's the preview:
The Challenge is on tonight at ...
With summer creeping up on us all, I don't think I'm alone in saying that it's been hard to keep up with the TV. Thank you Jesus for the DVR! I have a ton of quality programming piling up on my playlist. Shows like Kendra, Nurse Jackie, River Monsters, Little ...
This made me laugh this morning. Conan did his live show at Radio City Music Hall in NYC, and had a dance-off with his new basic cable buddies, Jon Stewart, and Stephen Colbert. Something about grown men, and trance music is really funny to me.
Here's the vid:
-Charlie Sheen's jail time won't affect Two and a Half Men.
-Tony Robbins is coming to NBC in July.
-The case of the Tonight Show band's new clothes.
-Jersey Shore cast member is rippin' rails on the side--and that's a surprise?
-Heidi isn't ready to file divorce papers yet...why? Because the separation is B.S.
-Al ...
Jane Lynch got married to her longtime psychiatrist girlfriend, Dr. Lara Embry, yesterday in Massachusetts. I love that, and I love Jane Lynch!!! Big Congrats to the two of them!
Oh no! The CW just can't get it right! They sent me a clip of their new reality makeover show, Plain Jane. I swear, it looks like they spoofed a bad makeover show. I get what they're trying to do here--but the music score, the story telling--why can't they get ...
Hey there Gasmii, you know one the great thing about crap movies is the way one movie can lead you to another one. Some times it's watching a direct sequel like when we watch Gary Busey dress like a baked potato in Predator 2 because we had so much fun ...
TMZ is reporting that VH1 is putting Celeb. Rehab on hold because they're having problems finding celebs to sign on. Tila Tequila, and Jason Wahler have already signed on...but then again, those guys need the money, the help, and to help VH1's cause--they're fame whores.
They need someone big to fall ...
"Hey Doc, you know where I could get some grub and/or make out with your ex-wife around here?"
Sawyer's Apollo Bar gets stuck in the vending machine, and it's only a matter of moments before a certain Leggy Blond we know comes to swap sarcastic comments with him!
Juliet: You know, if ...
The Bachelorette: Bbitz
Last night on "The Bachelorette", Ali goes on a Hollywood-style date with Frank (that SOB is actually growing on me) but most importantly, Ali and the producers figure out a way for her to check out everyone's package - photo shoot in Speedos! But Weatherman is NOT happy ...
Kenny starts off this episode with a motivational speech to his cronies. But don't worry, he can't do it without being just a little bit rude. He tells Ryan he's "setting the bar for gay men across America." Yes, I'm sure they'd all like nothing more than ...
