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Music video for "Scared, Too", the cinematic track from Christa Couture's critically acclaimed album. Directed by award-winning filmmaker William Morrison (Skinny Puppy, Delerium, Matthew Good, Lily Frost).
What are you scared of?
Celebrities are a good example for the little people, proving that you don’t have to be actually attractive to get laid. Age doesn’t matter a bit. Everyone wears scarves or flips their collar up and you have enough money to go on vacation into infinity. It’s exactly like real life, but with more vacation. It is our firm belief that celebrity couples are the way a decadent society expresses itself, and in the A-Rod-Madonna era, these five other pairings boggle the mind and tug at the heart:
There's a lot of weird pairings going on right now, putting the world in a similar position to when Archduke Ferdinand was assassinated in 1914. (Legend has it John Mayer's to blame for that one.) Celebrity couples were the way Nostradamus made predictions, and they are the basis of whatever the heck Simon Baker does every week on The Mentalist. We've already explained the reason for the A-Rod-Madonna connection, and you can add these five signs to the mix:
Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake
Status: Apparently these two are pre-engaged, a marital state that my Dad says doesn’t exist. I have the sinking feeling that the Summer Catch starlet and JT have united under the solid premise that they will both look like old lesbians in under six years. Must two people jog that often?
Who's Getting the Better of It?: There is deep possibility that Biel looks like Chyna underneath her clothes. JT calls Jessica 'bro' by accident sometimes, later apologizing with flowers and treadmills. JT can do no wrong.
How Would You Characterize The Sex?: Timberlake prefers a muscular woman, like Chyna, or Britney. For Biel’s part, it’s good to know you can have Justin Timberlake’s bat and balls in your mouth anytime you want it. I believe Clive Davis paid generously to set up a similar situation with JT.
Prognosis: A couple that exercises together, stays together...until something slightly better comes along.
David Cross and Amber Tamblyn
Status: There's nothing like a good age gap to get those sexual juices flowing. The former Joan of Arcadia, Tamblyn's 25 and Cross is 44, which is really not that bad if you rate it on the Billy Joel meter.
Who’s Getting The Better of It?: It depends on whether David is in Mr. Show form or if he sounds anything like he did on his last CD. Since he was probably drinking during the former and sober for the latter, at least we know Tamblyn is safe from his beer rage.
How Would You Characterize The Sex?: What's the over-under on the number of Never Nude jokes that are made in that bedroom? They probably just cuddle up in front of Arrested Development reruns and snuggle like most Jewish couples.
Prognosis: A Mitch Albom book in the making.
Milo Ventimiglia and Hayden Panettiere
Status: Milo broke Rory Gilmore's heart onGilmore Girls and he's been dating the freshly legal Hayden after a few other ladies didn't make the cut. I'd judge him more harshly, but three years in close quarters with Alexis Bledel is tough to top. I'm interested in signing a multi-year contract to be her underpants.
Who's Getting the Better of It?: Milo is a lacto-vegetarian, and that's pretty much the only advantage he has on the 19 year-old actress.
How Would You Characterize The Sex?: Hayden always promises they’ll expand their repertoire, but instead they’re so tired from shopping all day Milo just plays Grand Theft Auto with Hayden’s younger brother, hoping to get cast as Maebe's love interest in the new Arrested Development movie.
Prognosis: Hayden's going to release her own CD later this year, an enterprise which will likely allow her to turf her hanger-on boyfriend and the rest of the cast of Heroes. Never again will she have to reassure Milo that he looks hot on an escalator. In five months, she won't remember Robert Forster's name.
Joe Jonas and Camille Belle
Status: This developing young celebrity couple is the newest smash pairing, and comes on the heels of Jonas' phone break-up with squeeze Taylor Swift (right).
Who's Getting the Better Of It?: The story behind this one is weird, as Jonas essentially swapped country star Swift for a woman who looks exactly like her, but a brunette. And he did it in a 27 second phone call. The Jonas always wins.
How Would You Characterize The Sex?: Non-existent. The brothers have openly stated that their abstinence is "pretty awesome, and the rings are just one of our ways of kind of like being different than everybody else out there." They started wearing the rings because their parents Denise and Kevin Sr. asked them if they wanted to.
Prognosis: Is there a red-headed up-and-coming actress or singer that Jonas can switch over to now? It can't be Joss Stone, because she would throw his purity ring in the English Channel.
Tina Fey and Bob Tuna
Status: Happily married until Tina starts commanding $15 million a movie, Tina's husband is a composer for SNL, and was born without a name. We call him Bob Tuna because we think it’s a mean thing to call someone, like, "Hey Bob Tuna!" or "Bob Tuna! Uncalled for!" You know, if he does something inappropriate.
Who’s Getting The Better of It?: Just ask Todd Palin. In the photo of the Tuna at left, you can see him just mere seconds before he experienced his first unhappiness from Fey's success.
How Would You Characterize The Sex?: Let's just say the appealing scar on the left side of Tina's face plays a prominent role.
Prognosis: Tina must take Bob Tuna to Mordor.
Wow, it must be a really great time to be working at Hearst, what with the fancy new building on 57th Street and everything! Oh ... wait. It's not, reports a tipster:
We just received the invite to the annual Hearst holiday party. It's clear there is some belt tightening going on here.More shellfish insanity, and perhaps the worst holiday party invitation rhyme in the history of holiday party invitation rhymes, after the jump.For as long as anyone can remember, the party has been at Tavern on the Green and it has been a drunken affair, highlighted by copious amounts of good quality food, especially in the shrimp category. Mountains, mounds, rainstorms of shrimp. It's a Hearst trademark. Famously, the company once hired a consultant to cut costs and they said that the first thing Hearst had to do was cancel the holiday party. Hearst said no. So they said, ok, get rid of the shrimp. Now it appears they have.
No Tavern on the Green. No sneaking spouses in (Hearst ID now required). No drunken Cosmo girls gorging on shrimp.We're just alarmed that they actually used this couplet in the invitation: "The moon on the glass of our new Foster jewel/Will give faces the glimmer of "kids out of school." What does that even mean?Plus it's on frickin Monday night. At 4:30!
Crazy Rupert Murdoch might make the Wall Street Journal's website free of charge, so that people would actually read it and ads would actually be purchased on it! It's this kind of revolutionary thinking that puts him out ahead of the idiot pack, I tell ya. [AP]
Sun has announced its long-awaited StorageTek 5800, code-named Honeycomb as its fixed-content repository. Sun claimed the product would provide faster and better access to terabytes of unstructured information through metadata processing.
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Columbia Student and "independent filmmaker" Chaim Lazaros founded "Superheroes Anonymous" in order to collect and exploit a disparate group of costumed do-gooders from across the country. Unlike "real" superheroes, who often have extraordinary powers and act as violent vigilantes, flying in the face of the law, these people mostly put on funny capes, meet one another on MySpace, and then go pick up trash in Times Square.
Well, except "Street Hero," a professed former prostitute, whose civilian justice efforts seem to involve nebulous nighttime trips "to the city's underbelly to protect women who work the streets." Neat! Also she knows martial arts! Which all seems much more superheroic than handing out maps to tourists. Though we would certainly welcome a visit from The Super, who apparently roams the streets of New York fixing faucets and doing electrical work. And for answering that noble calling (and also for wearing "green tights under black soccer shorts" in Crown Heights), he has been set upon by tribulations of all kinds.
He said he had been laughed at, stared at, egged and stoned. Once, he said, someone in a high-rise apartment building threw a frozen piece of meat at him.It's true. No one really understands what drives a person to supplement a selfless desire to help the community with annoying "Improv Everywhere" whimsy and narcissistic showboating for some film schooler's camera.
"I don't have many friends," he said. "A lot of real-life superheroes stumble along the way. And part of it can definitely make you feel isolated, like nobody understands you."
Dressed for Halloween? No, to Clean Up Times Sq. [NYT]
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Sara told Tom Bergeron on last night's Dancing with The Stars that she "would have had a nervous breakdown" if hadn't pulled out of the show. Clinton Lee (funny her name would be Clinton), who got close to Sara as her kids' nanny for the past five years, says she already had one. "She kind of had an exhaustion breakdown, and then in January, we started a Bible study together," she said. "She was trying to get back in gear and get more focused and grounded, but, you know, I didn't see this coming. This is all really a big shock."
Clinton-Lee's broadside adds new mystery in light of Sara Evans' oddly subdued, self-satisfied and possibly pharmaceutically-assisted interview last night on Dancing .
Itheon Networks has announced a major upgrade to its Network Emulator (INE) for Windows.
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