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The Portland quintet hosts a greenscreen challenge. I wonder where they got that idea.
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We just got back from the press preview of the New Museum on Bowery. We took Richard Blakeley along to film. The austerity of the gallery space (with its high ceilings and poured concrete floors) and the vibrancy of the work mesh extremely well. The museum also featured a lot of old dudes talking about poetry and some bored-looking guards who were already muttering to themselves—though the museum doesn't officially open until the 1st.
Ground Zero—will you ever stop being a nuisance? Now, due to open sewers at the site coupled with some heavy rain, luxury cars belonging to residents of 90 West Street, a luxury apartment building, are floating in doody. "I don't know what to do. I'm livid," said 27-year-old student Roe Williams, whose brand-new Mercedes-Benz G55 was in the garage that got flooded with 15 feet of sewer water. "I haven't even had it for two days. Someone's going to pay for my car." Of course they will, hon, and those people are called Iranians. [NYP]
AT&T will jack up its rates for dial-up Internet access by as much as 60 percent on Dec. 1, going well above the price of faster DSL in many cases.
Customers who are now charged $9.99 per month will start paying $15.95, and the $15.95 customers will see their bills go up to $22.95, said company representative Dan Callahan; $22.95 is the flat rate for all new customers, up from $21.95. AT&T made the change to be competitive with other dial-up providers, Callahan said. The lower rates are left over from previous carriers that have been absorbed into AT&T, namely BellSouth, he said.
AT&T offers basic DSL for as little as $10 per month for new customers, with some conditions. But the dial-up price hike is bad news for some AT&T customers in areas where DSL isn't available. One user complained about it on the forum BroadbandReports, saying he would have already signed up for DSL if he could have. "For a buck less, I could have service that is 15 times faster," wrote the customer, who used the screen name "GorbGuy."
Traditional carriers and other service providers have been backing away from their dial-up offerings as more Internet users adopt broadband. With the market penetration of DSL and cable Internet service in the United States at 50 to 60 percent, nearing the percentage of people who have PCs, dial-up is becoming a niche market, said Ovum analyst Mark Seery. Carriers don't like serving that market because, like any large corporation, they're interested in doing one thing, he said.
"Any time something becomes not the biggest part of what you're doing, it becomes potentially subscale and inefficient," Seery said.
In addition, they can't upsell customers to additional services such as video on demand until they're on broadband, he said. And their dial-up customers aren't a captive audience, because there are many competitive providers of the service, due to technical and legal factors, he added.
DSL providers have already tried low introductory prices on DSL, such as AT&T's $10 offer, to entice their dial-up customers to switch.
"I think they think the people who remain on dial-up are not looking to move to broadband," Seery said. "Perhaps the only way to get them to move to broadband is to raise the prices."
Competition is the good news for those who want to remain on dial-up. Juno, for example, offers a service for $9.95 per month for the first 12 months and $14.95 per month thereafter. Most dial-up providers include a variety of e-mail, storage, and security features. But even the major competitive ISPs are steering customers toward broadband. EarthLink, for example, offers dial-up at a $9.95 introductory rate and then $21.95 per month. Its broadband plans start as low as $12.95 per month.
Every time I find the need to touch a public urinal/door handle/ho I get a little nervous of the oozing, boil-covered hand that may have been there last. The Handler is an interesting solution for such circumstances.
Small enough to work as a keychain, the device uses a mechanical hook that can flip out as needed, ready and willing to grope the questionable surface of your choosing. The entire device is covered with nano-silvers (not slivers) that destroy bacteria and viruses on contact, ensuring that the infected poo particles don't hang out in your pocket.
Which makes me wonder:
instead of attempting to flush with a tiny mechanical hook, can one simply wipe their hands/butt sterile with The Handler afterward? $9.95, look for The Handler at airports and drugstores soon. – Mark Wilson
This is an old trick to psyche out enemies and amaze guests. Seemingly, pepper and water combine to create a forceful flame. Thanks to garageband for music. Note: No video editing was used in this video. Ranked 4.34 / 5 | 403 views | 3 comments
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Filed under: Comedy, Cable, Commercials, Celebrities
If you missed it last year when TBS looked at the funniest commercials from around the world, don't worry, the network is gearing up once again to do the same thing. On December 27 at 9 pm TBS will air Funniest Commercials of the Year: 2006, hosted once again by Kevin Nealon. Over fifty ads will be showcased during the special, and you can also visit the TBS site Very Funny Ads and vote on ten select ads, which should help to alleviate some of the guilt you might have felt for not voting in the midterms. This is the third year for the special, which I believe was inspired by the classic Funniest Daguerreotypes of the Year: 1840. I'll never forget how hard I laughed seeing James Fenimore Cooper reading a copy of The Pathfinder upside down. Such buffoonery had never been seen by the likes of me or my kin, I can tell you that for sure. I laughed so uproariously I almost tripped over the dead bodies of all my family members who had keeled over from consumption the week before. Those were good times.
The French commentary says : This is 300metres away from the finishing line. The runner makes a mistake and goes straight on into the path of a moving tramway which hits him head on. They then talk about the fact that there were no barriers closing the route at the most dangerous part of the race, and nobody is prepared to take the blame. He is taken to hospital hovering between life and death. I do not know what happened to him, I suppose he recovred.
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Microsoft is on track to begin testing a console by the end of the year that will give customers a single tool for managing all of its Forefront enterprise security products.
Filed under: Sports, Contests and Giveaways
Yes, we've got yet another giveaway today. This one borders on the TV/sports line that we usually don't cross, but I think the readers won't mind. This giveaway is for three copies of The Boston Red Sox: 2007 World Series Collector's Edition DVD, which is available on November 13. In fact, order before November 19 here and get 30% off plus $1 shipping.
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The mayor of Batman, an oil-producing city in southeast Turkey, is suing Warner Bros. and Dark Knight producer Christopher Nolan in a lame attempt to The mayor is prepping a series of charges against Nolan and Warner Bros., which owns the right to the Batman character, including placing the blame for a number of unsolved murders and a high female suicide rate on the psychological impact that the film's success has had on the city's inhabitants.Whoa, what the hell? Why would citizens be committing suicide after The Dark Knight and not after Batman & Robin? Actually, how do we know the citizens aren't still committing suicide because of Batman & Robin? I even considered killing myself after seeing that movie. If I'm the producers' attorneys, here's my Exhibit A. Hopefully, this ridiculous lawsuit won't inspire the mayors of Casablanca, West Matrixtown, and Lordoftheringsburg to do the same.
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In this absurd take on cop action-thrillers, the new guy is put to test by his partner in a raid on Korean drug mafia.
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african condoms ad Ranked 3.94 / 5 | 68 views | No comments
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Apparently, the folks at Universal Tube & Rollform Equipment Corporation -- manufacturer of fine, inscrutable tube-making machinery at utube.com -- remain none too pleased with their newly wealthy and phonemically similar friends at YouTube.com. It doesn't appear a $3 million offer for their domain name is forthcoming, and their site only just crawled back online after mistaken YouTube traffic besieged and crashed their servers several times. Now UTube sues YouTube, with the former demanding the latter either stop using youtube.com or "pay the company's cost of getting a new domain name." And they want the $10 million gold-plated domain name certificate this time. With diamond sprinkles.
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Reviewer: Phil Calabro
Reviewer Rating: 3.0 out of 4.0
Reviewer Quote: ... a solid, entertaining, and shocking conclusion to the first three films ... out of 4.0
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Paris Hilton wants to be the bikini-in-chief.
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A scene from Ace Hits the Big Time, an ABC After School Special from the mid-80's, starring Rob Stone.
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