To many Californians, a trip to Big Bear is either 1. mandatory by order of parents or 2. mandatory by order of school field trip. But not for the Dorks and the Bitches; in fact, for them, having the CW send them off to Big Bear is like witnessing the reformation of The Beatles, or seeing God, or tripping out on some gooey Jenkem. Elation aside, one can only wonder WHO WILL DIE UNDER AN AVALANCHE? WHAT WILL HAPPEN IN AN EPISODE WHEN FACTORING IN VERY COLD WEATHER CONDITIONS?! WHERE AM I GOING TO FIT IN THE WORD "SNOWBALLING" IN A SEXUAL CONTEXT IN THIS ENTIRE RECAP!?!!?!?!?

Ride the VH1 wave, it's all you have left I think it's time for a VH1 re-brand. Don't get me wrong, I'm the biggest sucker for mindless television, but VH1 has just announced another show, with yet, MORE HAS-BEENS. Sorry pals at VH1, but it's time you hung up the has-been hat for now...or at least get a new batch of has-beens, I'm sick of seeing recycled out of work actors. Their new show they just announced is a series executive produced by none other than, recycled heartthrob Scott Baio, in which eight male teen idols from the 80s and 90s live together in a house and get life coaching from industry pros to see if they should continue their career or hang up their hats. Basically, it's the surreal life with has-been models...so really, it won't even be interesting because models don't talk for a reason, they don't have much to say! It's supposed to air next year sometime, and I'm sure I'll watch it, but give me some NEW trash television VH1. No more Scott Baio induced comas, please! *Note: I really need to stop blogging after certain hours, bitter Nads comes out when I'm tired.