Heffee uses a formula that takes into account the input from websites, moderators and expecially the users to decide which news across the internet is the most important. Users can create their own customized feeds, save pages and articles from across the web, and subscribe to their favorite news outlets.
Incoming Sites
Funny Videos from Yikers 
|
Hope he wasnt planning on getting any from the Guitar Hero groupies tonight.
Wait, Tom Green is actually half-decent at something other than humping roadkill?
I would say "stay classy", but dude... its Kid Rock in a Waffle House fight. Theres no hope.
Possibly not the brightest idea this dudes ever had.
Fat people and mechanical bulls are either the worst combination ever, or the greatest one.
Ok, so perhaps hes not that wimpy after all...
If they can beat your douchebag boyfriend up, they can definitely beat you up.
How has this not been fed to the chupacabra yet?
Children are why you cant have nice things, so you might as well smack them with the sack of cheap shit you bought at Wal-Mart.
Really, is jumping over a fence honestly that hard from some people? Apparently yes.
You cant really out-drink a large body of water, so you might as well just fall over in it. Over and over again.
Its not that hard to walk across the street without dying, you just have to look both ways. Which some people fail to do.
A Chinese guy with a cart full of junk gets sent flying by a big truck.
Two sisters brawl on the stairs.
This is why I sit in a chair all day. You cant smash your face into the floor while sitting in a chair.
Ive now discovered how to make dirty hippies faceplant with the greatest of ease.
This is why you shouldnt grease up your biking gear before going to a race.
Cursing out the judge is not going to help your case.
I havent thought it was cool to hit other guys in the junk since 2nd grade, so I really dont get the motive behind this asshattery.
Seriously, fainting and faceplanting off the stage was just part of his act!
Danica Patrick and Milka Duno throw down after an accident.
Maybe that will knock some sense into him and hell stop being a total loser.
Bert and Ernie keep it real.
Whatever he did to bring that about, he should probably not have done it.
Talk about a direct flight to the beach...
For the first time ever, DDR doesnt look like retards trying to stomp on ants.
Putting a 91 year old on a roller coaster is probably a bad idea... or a great one, if they have life insurance.
What happens when a nerd and an opera singer have a lovechild? This.
Dinner gets interesting in this nifty stop-motion piece by PES.
Wakeboarding is definitely a mans sport.
It takes special skills to shoot yourself in the hand... thats holding your gun. Now someone get this moron back on the short bus.
Leave it to Japan to make demolition neat and efficient and take all the exploding fun out of it.
Apparently this knife has a CO2 cartridge in it that releases when you stab it into something, making it explode and freezing stuff the gas contacts. I can finally get a 3 Frost Burst dagger now!
The taxi I was in last night almost ran over a biker, so Im definitely on board with telling pedestrians to pay attention.
This is why I actually like cubicles. At least you can sleep in privacy.
A delightful mashup of two of the best pirate adventure movies ever.
You cant blow up a Death Star listening to Beach Boys, son.
The only way this could be better is if they all threw grenades.
Laying down really isnt a good way to end a fight.
You have the right to get slapped in the face for passing out in public.
A kick like that will ruin anybodys day.
With all those white whales going at it, this is kinda like Moby Dick vs. Moby Dick.
Dont scream like a little girl until after you break your neck.
Some guy trying to show off gets owned by his car, and the cops.
Youre not supposed to grind with your helmet, dude.
Literally, man vs. toll gate. He doesnt even need a car to take it on.
He might as well have stayed home and jerked off thinking about girls in bikinis, cause hes definitely not gonna get any with moves like that.
Whoever wins, they actually both lose.
Have fun with that reconstructive jaw surgery.
My bus tour of the Swiss Alps got screwed up by a bunch of farmers driving their cows down the road, so I know that this sort of thing just happens in Europe.
